なんでもこい

>>3

>>3
You know, you're being a know-it-all with the information you've been betting from the internet.
You've been telling me and Dad about things you found on 2channel in a rather haughty way,
but when someone who hasn't ever worked says something like that, it's all just silly.
Even when we're watching the news, you proudly show off your secondhand information;
it's only because we're your mother and father that we listen to you and laugh with you.
Please, I beg you, stand on your own legs.
Mum and Dad don't have much longer to live, and our parenting ended when you graduated college,
when you were 22.
You're 24 now, a man. Even if you cling to Mum and Dad,
we can't do anything for you anymore.
For the last two years, you've been in your room with your computer, looking at 2channel,
and now you've got your head filled with information you found on the internet.
Has any good come out of that?
Have you played with friends? Made a girlfriend? You haven't, right? You've got no one.
Only Dad and Mum.
And that's why, if you stay like this, when Dad and Mum are gone,
you would be all alone.
Go outside, find a job, make friends and someone to keep you company.
You've got to live your own life for yourself.

ルイズコピペの英訳貼られてワロタww
次>>16

>>16
I beg your pardon, what on earth do you mean by "go to hell"? Do you have no common sense?
Normally, one would say something like "Sorry, but would you be kind enough to go to hell?"
or "You have the option of going to hell, you know."
If you're so belligerent from the upstart,
the person you say this to would naturally disregard notions like "Maybe I should try dying".
I believe that, first off, you should ask a person to go to hell in a polite and courteous manner.
And from there, a harmonious and cooperative relationship would appear,
resulting in the forming of thoughts like "Got it, I'm going hell."

次>>21

>>19
暇だから訳してみた

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　　 ／ ＼ ／＼　　　＜ We will never forgive dirty Yahoo　　　　　 　　　 　 　　 ＞
　　|　 （ﾟ）=（ﾟ）　|　　 ＜ using children's pure hearts to make money.　　　　　 　＞
　　|　　●_●　 |　　 ＜ Yahoo is trying to profit by making the potato 　　 　 　＞
　/　　　　　　　　ヽ　 ＜ come in first place, and doing a special on potatoes.　＞
　| 〃 ------ ヾ　|　＜ We will never let them do such a thing　　 　　　　　　　 ＞
　＼＿＿人＿＿ノ　 ＜　Because that is our role as protector of the internet ＞
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>>21
"I'm sorry"→ If you're going to apologize, you shouldn't have done it in the first place
"I was lonely" → I see, so you have sex with some other guy when you're lonely
"I only like you" → I see, so you have sex with some other guy you don't even like
"I won't do it again" → This isn't about what you're going or not going to do, but what you did
"I don't want to break up" → What I don't want is for this relationship to go on
"Don't make me alone" → Idiot, you have your other guy, don't you? (With a smile)
"I want to die" → Wow, I sure am surprised that you flirt even though you like a person so much

次>>24

>>24
That is IMPOSSIBLE.
Unless you strengthen Lilica's oppai levels to be around 800 in the Bust Dungeon, you won't meet the requirements.
Even if you remove Filiona and do intensive traning on Lilica, you shouldn't be able to get ScatRiver,
without being able to use the Anal Vibrator. Quit dreaming.
For the time being, go to Underfield and get more lust levels by training large amounts of Maririth, the lustbeest.
If you're worried about how it will turn out, don't forget to make a backup. Sorry for preaching so much... T'was careless of me...

何訳させてんだw
次>>27

>>27

>>2
It IS P O S S I B L E. You idiot.
Go to the Great Private Forest before going to the Bust Dungeon; defeat the Night Demon Succubus and you get the ScatRiver.
But it's pretty strong, so you should either do expansive training on Filiona and make her learn Vaccum,
Or lend Gina to the hawk and make her learn Orgasm.
Well, you can't get to ending A through any other route, you know that?
Oh look, newfag here's saying something. (is he mental or something lolololololol

>>29
とりあえずこんな感じにしてみた。

次　>>32

>>32
翻訳殺し乙

Clerk: "Do you have our royalty card?"
Me: "Uh?"
Clerk: "Would you happen to have our royalty card?"
Me: "What?"
Clerk: "Huh?"
Me: "Uh"
Clerk: "Not royal yet, eh? Well, just sign this form here..."
Me: "Huh"
Clerk: "Huh?"
Me: "So, er, it can change?"
Clerk: "What about?"
Me: "I... the card?"
Clerk: "Oh, if you keep using it the rank will go up,
　　　 　and the card will change, yes."
Me: "Oh that's cool"
Clerk: "Then, just fill in this form, it's free of charge."
Me: "Will I ever get demoted?"
Clerk: "Huh?"
Me: "Uh?"
Clerk: "Oh, about the expiration date, the points will expire after a year of non-usage"
Me: "What is that I don't even"
Clerk: "If you come often, the points will never expire."
Me: "This too what is this I don't even"
Clerk: "Huh?"
Me: "Uh"

最後の方は直訳気味、次>>36

>>33
I have done all that is said to be good for one's health
but I have no confidence in whether that is why I am healthy.

ひたすら海外のインターネッツを見てニュアンスをつかむ。ネット用語独特の言い回しも。
後は英語の知識を固めることかな

>>36

>>3
That is I N C O R R E C T.
Even if Lilica's oppai levels are below 800, if the party's average is over 500 and Piston Critical
gets you over 4000, the requirements should be met. If you use Random Cummage with that party,
you'll get SkaRiver. You've been writing laughable stuff in other threads; stop trolling, would you. -_-;;
With the above requirements set, pressing the Pearl of the Rainforest will open the door. This should lead you to the back.
You're still a novice. =P heh Fucking weeaboo go to hell lolololololol(keeeersplat

次
>>41

>>41

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　 　　　　　　　 ／　＿,　､＿＼
　　　　　　　　/　　くoゝ　くoゝ ヽ　Move along, move along! Walkman-man gets 2nd!
　　　　　　　　|　　　　　　」　　　|　　　
　　　　　　　　.＼　　　　σ　 ／　　　　>>1 Walkman's the best, eh?　　
　　　　　　　　／　　　　　　 .| ＼　　　 >>3 Throw the iPod away!
　　　　　　 ／　,ｲ　　　　　　.!＼ ＼　　>>4 You can watch videos too!
　　　　　／　／ |　　　　　　 |　 ＼ ＼ >>5 You can put in photos!
　　　　 L_／　　.|　　　　　　 |　　 .＼_」>>6 You can even watch 1seg television!
　　　　　　　　　 .|　　　　　　|　　　　　 >>7 iTunes(LOL)
　　　　　　　　　　＼　 ＼ ／　　　　　 >>8 Let's walk
　　　　　　　　　　／＼　 ＼　　　　　　>>9 Lol, what? You're still using a CDWalkman？
　　　　　　　　 ／　 ／＼　 ＼ walk　>>10-1000 And you lot should work
　　　　　　　　|＿／　　　＼＿| 　walk

>>46　ええ

次>>50

>>50
あまり訳すところがないがとりあえず

Because girls require time and money,

Girl = Time × Money ･･･(1)

You know what they say, time is money.

Time = Money ･･･(2)

Substitute (2) into (1)

Girl = Money × Money

Becouse "money is the root of all evil",

Money = √(Evil)

Thus

Girl = √(Evil) × √(Evil) = Evil

Girl = Evil. QED 次 >>54

>>54
Why don't we make a meme out of low-quality responses from now on and expose them for the world to see?
It'll lead to 2channel's improvement.

次　>>61

>>61
There was this one girl. She was quite cheerful, and was surrounded by many friends in elementary school.
Also, the girl really liked her grandfather, and the grandfather truly loved the girl as well.
However, the grandfather was in the hospital, and his days were numbered.

The doctor having told her of his imminent death, the girl was led by her parents to the hospital.
Having talked with the grandfather, the girl's parents left the hospital room to hear the doctor's narration.
In the room are the girl and her grandfather, just the two of them.
The girl talked about many things, about school, about what she had recently enjoyed.
However, stopping abruptly, the girl cried and asked,

"Grandpa, will you be gone?"

The grandfather replied,

"When grandpa dies, will you rest me in peace with your father and mother?"

And the girl said,

"Ok.... but I don't want you to die"

in a whisper of a voice.

Later, the girl went home, and the next day her grandfather had become no more.
That day, the girl cried and cried...

One month later, an article appeared in the corner of a newspaper. To extract,

"A family commits suicide, cause unknown. A young girl is the only survivor."

>>81
うん。rest in peace あたりの言葉遊びで限界でした。スマソ。

>>71
帰国子女だけどね

次 >>87

>>87

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　　 ／ ＼ ／＼ミ　　　　＜I feel a great Alcor coming. One naster than anything ever before.　＞
　　 |iil|||||lill||||||||li|ミ　　 　＜ Divine Fist of the North Star... Blowing at us steadily and definitely.＞
　　 |　　く；ｧｿ　　 |};;彡ﾐ　 ＜ Let's not stop halfway through, and do it to the end. 　　 　　 　　　＞
　/　　 [`'''~ヾ　　ヽ};;彡ﾐ　 ＜Holy Emperor Souther has many friendlies. He is not alone. 　　 　＞
　| 〃　 }~~　｝- 　|};;彡ﾐ　　＜ Let us believe. Filth be sterilized!!!!!　　　　　　 　　 　　 　　 　　 　 ＞
　＼＿＿二＿＿ノ};;彡ﾐ　 ＜Kenshiro might get in your way, but be sure not to get killed. 　　 ＞
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次　>>91

>>92

Now T H A T is impossible. You idiot.
Getting the ScatRiver from Night Demon Succubus was possible, that is, until the B patch was released, lol.
What are you trying to get at, rambling on without any knowledge of the recent turn of events, huh?
Lending Chiko instead of Gina to the hawk makes her grow faster and much more powerful
and Double Smatter works better than Orgasm on the Succubus with type bonuses, you know that?
Trying to feign a veteran, eh? F A I L (lol

次>>96